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Get your Barbie!
As if those pretentious and squinty glasses being snapped up by gop sheeple were not enough, they have actually made her an "action figure"/Barbie. You have three choices of the dollies:
The school girl - for dim Johnny and other lechers:
Mrs Smith Wanna Be Barbie
or............gop fave!
Executive Barbie
Here is Arrietty's recipe for any palin Barbie:
Get one (or more) palin Barbies.
Stick seamstress pins in it - those ones with colored knobby ends. Or nail it to an endangered tree. Smear it with your choice of eeewy geeewy. (Write me privately for the ones I use.)
Now tell that dang thing everything you dislike about her and call her the names that come to mind.
Then toss her in the Barby.
In the fullness of time her own karma will also do this to her.
This is a no-fail recipe.
Actually bonfires are best.
Call it The Bonfire of the Vanities.
(Hugs all round - EXCEPT [palin, grampy, shrubbery etc.)
