Partnership for an Idiot-Free America

In yet another staggering display of infuriating ineptitude, The Evil One managed to tap dance around the issue of global warming today by feigning interest and offering a hollow, non-commitment-commitment to the rising crisis.

"So my proposal is this: By the end of next year, America and other nations will set a long-term global goal for reducing greenhouse gases. To develop this goal, the United States will convene a series of meetings of nations that produce the most greenhouse gases, including nations with rapidly growing economies like India and China.

"Each country would establish midterm management targets and programs that reflect their own mix of energy sources and future energy needs," he said. "In the course of the next 18 months, our nations will bring together industry leaders from different sectors of our economies, such as power generation, and alternative fuels and transportation."

OK, so by December 30th, 2008, Bush plans to set a long-term goal for reducing greenhouse gases? Where do I even start?!

Forget about the fact that Bush will be halfway out the door of 1600 Penn Avenue by then, why in God's name would anybody believe this fucking idiot? Look at all this frigging time he's squandered refusing to participate in the Kyoto Protocol and the G8 proposal calling for an increase in global temperatures of no more than 2 degrees Celsius after Kyoto's period runs out in 2012!

It's unfathomable how, despite concrete evidence from scientists around the world, Bush has done NOTHING to serve the environment. There was that miserable cherade of the Clear Skies Act, but we all know that was and is a massive load of horse-shit. Then there was the mess surrounding the approval to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (got kiboshed, thankfully). The list just fucking goes on..and on..and on.

For someone as Evangelical and 'God Fearin' as this loathsome asshole says he is, I'm shocked that he wouldn't be out there blazing the trail to show other countries that reducing emissions can bolster both national and local economies by creating new industries, new jobs, and invite new tax relief--all while helping sustain this pretty planet. Why the fuck wouldn't you want to do that? Isn't shepherding flocks what those loonies love to do? I mean, come on. If fucking Brazil could do it? Jesus Christ on a recycled Popsicle stick!

As far as my eye can see, all this fuck-wad is doing is dodging having to do anything until such time as he can run like hell back to Crawford, TX and start taking cold cash for speaking engagements at Liberty University.

All I know is that when this planet is frying like bacon, I'm gonna grab that pig by his white collar, throw him on a spit and feed his slow-roasted ass to what's left of the polar bears.

What a douche-bag.